Remember the scene from the Matrix where Neo wakes up in the ‘real’ world only to find out that he’s being used as a battery for the Machines? You know this one:
He’s all hairless and filled with ports? I’m realizing that I’m looking more and more like this as I lose my hair. And I even have a port!
Soon I, too, will know Kung-Fu.
Listening to: “Drawn To The Rhythm” – Sarah McLachlan
Mmm… I find that quite sexy if I must say. Wait, is that your arm?!? You must explain! :-)
When you reach the jumping off of buildings, dodging bullets and seeing without your eyes stage, let me know. I’ll notify the Wachowskis.
Jami’s last blog post.. The wit and wisdom of Pink Guy
But will you know the Shaq-Fu?
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post.. God is wise
Ports are the new black.
Kath’s last blog post.. A Special Monkey Monday
I prefer sherry myself.
Just please don’t start talking like Keanu.
Whoa.
Big Daddy’s last blog post.. I’m glad they’re restoring it.
i’m not putting on that stupid wig again. i’ve told you before, i’m not trinity!
Darling, you’re a gay man. You’ve been making use of a plug ‘n’ play interface for many years. x
Robert: I have a round piece of metal under my skin where they stick a needle to administer my chemo. BTW, I was in the ER Wednesday and had them access the port to draw blood and other stuff; however, the CT scan people couldn’t use it so I had to have an IV anyway. Lesson learned: Just use the port for chemo.
Jami: You just don’t believe, do you? You just want to be famous and eat nice big steaks.
Mr. Fab: Is that how to battle like a tall basketball player who makes crappy movies?
Kath: I’ve heard the same thing!
David: Waa-waa-waaaaaaaaah.
BD: I think it’s a language he made up himself. I can’t get the dialect right anyway.
Cameron: That’s hot. Thanks for the idea.
Andy: Ooo, that hurt. No, not the joke, the first time I employed plug ‘n’ play.
you’ll appreciate this: i was visiting patrick at the store last night, and a customer came in – one who knew my name and who i’d waited on numerous times – and asked how my treatments were going.
i corrected him, but i should’ve played along and told him it was all a big put-on so that i could raise money for a nosejob.
dex’s last blog post.. friday doctor who blogging